Avast ye scalliwags

Well, Mike brought him in for "International Talk Like a Pirate Day".
Eventually Him and Navin moved him to my desk.
I have been starting at him for a few weeks,
and yesterday I happened to have my 50mm lens.
Next this you know, he is a PAD (Pirate of the Day!).

Everything I needed to know, I learned from a Pirate.
Woman are bad lucks on ships.

“Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good,
God would permit us to be pirates”
-Mark Twain

“It is when pirates count their booty that they become mere thieves.”
-William Bolitho

“Even pirates, before they attack another ship, hoist a black flag.”
-Bela Kiraly

“Where there is a sea there are pirates”
-Greek proverb

"When at sea, and needing to choose between trusting
the honor of a Pirate or a woman, pick the pirate
for when they run you through on a sword, it is expected."
-dhenry

(ok, that last one was mine and a little bitter)