This was my last view of my boat.
Except, when I stopped my truck and
turned around to take this photo
it was no longer my boat.
It was in someone elses yard.
It is someone elses boat now.
Why the frack do I need to snap a photo?
Why the frack did this hurt.
It is just a freaking boat.
It was just my little sports car on the water.
I hope your new owner treats you like I did.
I hope he waxes you.
I hope he lubricates you.
I hope he towels you dry.
I hope he rubs oil all over your metal parts.
(we are talking about a boat here, right?)
