And then we had some eggs

Dude, I am totally holding her boobs (says 14 year old Dave).

I had written a long dramatic blog entry but then I got distracted.
I was distracted because I was holding her boobs.
Screw the dramatic blog entry, I was holding her boobs.
Bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
My god I am so juvenile sometimes.

PS: Did I mention I was holding her boobs?
Girlfriends just freaking ROCK?
No, MY girlfriend just freaking ROCKS!