"You know, just when you start thinkin' that your kid is a genius or something, you get the chance to see him doing something like licking a stucco wall,just to see what it's like.And yer' standing there, with a camera and ya' take a picture of him doin' it. And then later yer' relatives see the picture and say, 'Wow, I'll be he's the _smart_ one in yer' family.'" (imaginary Jeff Foxworthy caption written for this photo)