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| Dave | profile | all galleries >> Galleries >> Parker 2006 RONA BBQ | tree view | thumbnails | slideshow |
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 " Yeah, this is about as exciting as watching dew collect on my lawn" |
 "Man, that fourth hamburger tasted just as good as the first one" |
 " I'm just another pretty face, what can I say" |
 " Oh my gosh, will you look at those !!!" |
 "Why don't you come up and see me sometime" |
 "She gets my vote, yesiree" |
 "Somebody please wipe this silly smirk off my face" |
 "Where'd he go?" |
 "Don't mess with me Tom, I can take you down with one hand behind my back" |
 "If nothing else today, I gotta get a close up picture of this post" |
 "Where does the *@#$ film go?" |
 " I sure wish I knew how to work this thing" |
 Mr. who? |
 " I'll sure be glad when this is over so I can take this silly mustache off" |
 " What are you looking at?" |
 " Ok Joe, get your hands up on the table where we can see them" |
 " I'm sick and tired of this slop they pass off as food" |
 " Ok, we're in a circle, who wants to start?" |
 " When I grow up I wanna be an injuneer" |
 " I guess I should have showered this week" |
 " Rule Number 1: Never bring a dog in heat to a lawn party" |
 " You got a problem dude?" |
 "Ok, you can go with me but you'll have to ride behind me on the horse.... ;-) " |
 " Maybe we can go up to my place after the gunfight and watch Brokeback Mountain " |
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 "Desperate Cowgirls" |
 "Somebody,anybody, please make me retire" |
 " I'd really feel more comfortable Suzanne if you would put your other hand up on my shoulder" |
 "You're probably asking yourself, why is he wearing that silly red shirt at a BBQ?" |
 " Look at that cowboy with the purse and yellow hat ....I guess we know which mountain he's from" |
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 34 "I'm gonna do the twist and it goes like this....." |
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 " Damn, it was right around here where I dropped that dime" |
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 " Rule number 2: Never mess with a lady wearing a red hat" |
 "Rule number 3: Never mess with a lady carrying a shotgun" |
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 " Why break dancing isn't popular anymore" |
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 " Ha! Three bad guys in 10 seconds, not bad |
 "Just my opinion but I think it would be more fun to watch if they used real bullets" |
 "Dave? Is that you Dave?" |
 "Man, these freakin underwear are waaay too tight" |
 " If you ever expect to work at the Lone Star restaurant you have to learn these simple steps" |
 " Walk this way...." |
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 "I'm just a lonely boy, lonely and blue.........." |
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 " Maybe if we pretend we don't see him he won't come over with his stupid camera and take stupid pictures" |
 " Did you hear the one about the farmers daughter...?" |
 "Simon says, put your left hand on your head" |
 " We thought he was Stevie Wonder......then he started to sing" |
 "Damn, who put this bag of dog poop on the grass?" |
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 63 "Nobody was told that there were little kittens in the bottom of the sacks" |
 "Seriously dude, I was offered the General Managers job at Parker but turned it down" |
 "Gee boss, can I get you another plate of food, a drink, an ice cream.....anything?" |
 " Inquiring minds want to know. Glenn, is that a real mustache ......or very long nose hair?" |
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 " I put in umpteen hours of overtime this year and all I got was this lousy blue ice cream bar and a bottle of water" |
 " Let's get the hell out of here before Parker decides to hire us....." |
 " Pick a card, any card.....or would you rather have the ice cream?" |
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 " Don't mess with this cowboy, he's one tough hombre" |
 " The End" |
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