(Pakistani accent) Hello, my name is Bob, this is Kensonic tech support, how may I help you?

Well, Bob, I was playing the new Gangnam music, you know the lyric "Eh- Sexy Lady, Oppa is Gangnam style. Eh- Sexy Lady oh oh oh oh".. and the amplifier just went "poof" and caught fire.

(Pakistani accent) I am very sorry to hear about your misfortune. Can you hold for a moment I have an incoming Microsoft Tech Support call I need to answer.