This new found security force was responsible for halting a ring-the-doorbell-and-run culprit.

My youngest child,Patrick,was guilty of ringing and running our doorbell.
The third time I had had enough,and took off to the front door.
I jerked it open to hear a blood-curdling scream and my wife slowly pulling him free of said security device.
I had to hold back my "see what happens"talk,I actually felt a little bad for him.
I was reminded how many times I had done the same thing,but it was the neighbors house not ours.

Anyway he looks horrible,but was back to himself in 15 minutes with some marks sure to get him plenty of attention from women.