Linscott Avenue, St Andrew

A130566

There are three cats in this household. They are all addressed by the same name, "Kitty", and by the colour and texture of their fur when referred to in the third person. This is the gray cat. She, like the black cat and the shaggy black cat, is extremely aloof and will not subject herself to catty things like stroking or petting. If your name is Jean and you are responsible for providing her sustenance, then she may grant you the pleasure of lying in you lap for a few and finite minutes, stretching out as far as the expanse of your lap will allow. But please, no petting.