An elderly woman took an ardious journey to see the Dalai Lama
When she got there one of his disciples blocked her way.
"I have to see the Dalai Lama now," she said and told him about her journey.
He told her to wait then slipped inside. Soon returning he told her she could have an audience.
She walked into Dalai Lama's presence and said, "Sheldon! Come home!"