The man thinks this is an art sculpture
He says it's a blend of industry and nature with a nod to New England history
I say it's a Burl Ives-hipster-redneck dude with no arms
Not someone I would normally choose to hang out with
But we're getting cookies to sit here, so whatever...

Have a very cool and Merry Christmas!

~Baldr & Belle~

Note from the man: Baldr, the art critic, exaggerates my thoughts on the work. It's the best I could do in the aftermath of a bomb cyclone and he was paid well for the sitting.