"Kali will play now," the Goddess of Destruction informed me. She has a propensity for speaking in the third person.
"You shoot, and I will drive," I suggested.
"I have seen you drive, Surferboy," she replied. "Drink your latte."
"Can I get next?" I asked.
"Kali will inform you when it is your turn," she informed me.
When the multi-armed eater of time wishes to have the game all to herself, you let her.