Well, I wouldn't call it paradise. Orlando is, like, hot. And humid.
Land of the false idols. Tourism at its unholiest. Still, when in
Margaritaville, you have to act like a parrothead. How does a non-drinking,
vegetarian manage? Veggie Burger with cheese and a virgin margarita. Mmmm,
Lime Slushy with salt. :)