While growing up here in Colorado, one of the things I always loved to do was fish. After 20+ years in Californistan, I was finally able to move my family back home to Colorado last year; but now, with current gas prices, filling up the 2 tanks on my '85 Ranger 4x4 costs over $100; and I simply can't justify contributing over $100 to OPEC and the supporters of Islamic Terrorism every time I go fishing.
 
So a moral and financial dilemma was created....
 
What to do, what to do? 
 
Hmmm, It's obviously time to adapt....
 
Hey! What about Bob?
 
And so, for the cost of less than 4 tanks of gas,  one favorite activity (Mountain Biking) will now support and be combined with the other (Fishing);  and OPEC can just go [CENSORED].
 

Bill's "Bob Ibex SUV" The BillyBob(tm) - is now in service.