Real life is so much more interesting than fiction.
The following is something I just could NEVER say in my workplace.
In the milieu and context of a heifer judging it is appropriate!

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To the best of my recollection these are the EXACT words spoken:

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"Not only is she the tallest heifer we've seen today,
she one of the purdiest I've ever seen.
I love her teat size.
I love her teat placement.
I would expect great things will come when breeding her."


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Please, lord, let me never utter(udder?) those words at work.


BTW I tossed the 10.5 in the bag on a whim. Works for me, I hope?