Summer 04: pcso joins national-PCSOs .... "Drunk and disorderly, Drunk and Incapable, Breach of the Peace, Theft, Begging. I have arrested for all of the above, all of the above except begging where no other option arrests. Also presented to the custody Sarge and completed prosecution file!"

"After 16 months on the street, people still approach me thinking I'm a Security Guard, Traffic Warden and on a Sunday Salvation Army!"

pcso is one of these fine upstanding officers!! But WHICH ONE??!