This perky frame contains not one BUT two giraffes. See the 8 spider legs and two sets of horns? Beside them stands their trusty feeding bridge where zoo visitors can purchase crackers to feed to the Tall Blonds. One dollar buys an entire second of sheer bliss - because that's about how long it takes them to swipe their foot-long tongues over the edge of the bridge to collect their crackers.

I waited a good while to take this shot as they slowly lined up. I say it was either a miracle or pure luck. Giraffes are my favorite zoo animal because they tend to be neurotic, like me....