LOL, Mark. There's a real story behind this one. My ex-husband was a bank manager back when the bank he was working for got the very first Automated Teller Machine. The thing was a monster. Room-sized, even. Initially, all they did was to build a plywood box around it behind his desk. People were leery of the whole concept-- even more leery of trusting their money to that sucker, right? He had a "The Ugly Teller" sign made for it, which he thought would be funny and would generate some interest. It sure did, but it didn't take two weeks for the big cheeses to find out. They were all insulted and made him take it down. The story still makes me smile and this challenge gave me a chance to finally use the idea. So Mark, you're just gonna have to deal with it. heh...