This graphic photo of one of our bravest under attack is fresh from
the latest fighting along the Northern California Coast.
This brave soldier was treated at a field facility with liberal doses
of grog. Nobody knows what triggered the hostilities.
Apparently the invertebrates have had enough of being the food
of humans and aren’t going to take it anymore. Their attacks
are almost always lead by the crabs,
with lobsters taking flanking and blocking positions.

(note: no invertebrates were harmed or eaten in the production of this series)