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Kandy and the Elephants

Took a train to Kandy, which was one of the great expriences of the trip. As you climp into the mountains, it's really spectacular. Takes about 2 and half hours.
After I spent a day in Kandy I took a tuk-tuk down to the elephant orphanage. It was, like most organizations with good intentions, sort of depressing, but probably the best that can be hoped for in the world as it is rather than as we wish it were. Apparently, they have the run of the place all the time. no cages. none of that shit. but during certain hours of the day busloads of morons like myself schelpp out there to gaze at them bathe -- other times other busloads of other morons go and stare in giddy wonder at the spectacle of mammals eating.
It's a good thing, I know, I know, but the goodness of it is only good as a result of how fucked up everything is.
Kandy was geat. One of my favorite places. The Tomb of the Tooth (or the temple of the tooth or whatever it was called), where one of Buddha's teeth is supposedly kept in a gold box (can anyone name a religious leader/teacher who would NOT be mortified at how their legacies have been institutionalized? Didn't think so.), is a beautiful building.
Other than that, Kandy had a nice feel to it. Up in the hills. Lots of dives to eat in. deadly quiet at night, like after 11. I got propositioned, by a man, at 5 am while looking for a cup of coffee. My first creepy proposition! and it didn't even happen until i was forty-one! and i mean, he had it. out. When I noticed how he had himself occupied, I said, "You, know, I'll think I'll go look for coffee somewhere other than this dark, winding alley."
Take the early train
Take the early train
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Seriously
Winding through the hills
Winding through the hills
The Temple of the Tooth
The Temple of the Tooth
The inner temple
The inner temple
The door to the inner temple
The door to the inner temple
Not allowed to take any pictures of the tooth, (which no one believes is there anyway), so I wandered out back
Not allowed to take any pictures of the tooth, (which no one believes is there anyway), so I wandered out back
The temple is a complex of buildings set on a hillside
The temple is a complex of buildings set on a hillside
Monkey
Monkey
More monkeys
More monkeys
Nice little fountain
Nice little fountain
u38/spoonbender/medium/24684606.P1010448.jpg Detail of the paintings on the temple of the tooth
Detail of the paintings on the temple of the tooth
More detail
More detail
I believe it is my intense laziness that makes me identify with the reclining buddha
I believe it is my intense laziness that makes me identify with the reclining buddha
Nasty little varmints
Nasty little varmints
Nice tree
Nice tree
Part of the complex
Part of the complex
Christian monkeys
Christian monkeys
What the hell do you want from me? I just gave you like 8 bananas?
What the hell do you want from me? I just gave you like 8 bananas?
Never got the gumption to climb up to that Buddha
Never got the gumption to climb up to that Buddha
Kandy Lake
Kandy Lake
Nice house
Nice house
Stupid guy
Stupid guy
Dealer in sundries
Dealer in sundries
Daughter of dealer in sundries
Daughter of dealer in sundries
Mother of dealer in sundries
Mother of dealer in sundries
Window shopping bovine
Window shopping bovine
Twins
Twins
Kandy Lake
Kandy Lake
A school of Buddhist studies
A school of Buddhist studies
I was assured this guy is purely decorative
I was assured this guy is purely decorative
Commerce
Commerce
Self-timer, temple of the tooth
Self-timer, temple of the tooth
Frescoe frag at a museum under construction
Frescoe frag at a museum under construction
Kandy mosque
Kandy mosque
Sometimes you just want to kill yourself: she's taking a nap on a tire
Sometimes you just want to kill yourself: she's taking a nap on a tire
Tuk-tuks
Tuk-tuks
I wandered down an alley and came across this clan
I wandered down an alley and came across this clan
This one liked my shades
This one liked my shades
This girl was playfully tempting me to do more than smile flirtatiously/lustfully at her
This girl was playfully tempting me to do more than smile flirtatiously/lustfully at her
So I took a couple steps toward her and she fled. I mean, she took off.
So I took a couple steps toward her and she fled. I mean, she took off.
The clan got bigger and bigger
The clan got bigger and bigger
One had Down's syndrome
One had Down's syndrome
Another family
Another family
Market
Market
And then I went to see the elephants
And then I went to see the elephants
Young'n
Young'n
You see these these big lumbering things
You see these these big lumbering things
and you wonder about
and you wonder about
natural selection
natural selection
and how it could only have been through social organization
and how it could only have been through social organization
that they could have survived
that they could have survived
Especially with lunatics like us running things
Especially with lunatics like us running things
This guy makes sure no one gets mauled, like Chuckles the Clown
This guy makes sure no one gets mauled, like Chuckles the Clown
Nice profile
Nice profile
Nursing
Nursing
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u38/spoonbender/medium/24685872.P1010093.jpg This baby was the official one to be encountered
This baby was the official one to be "encountered"
You wonder what they all think when we all grow bored of the novelty and get back on the air-con Hyundai's
You wonder what they all think when we all grow bored of the novelty and get back on the air-con Hyundai's
He liked getting his ears scratched
He liked getting his ears scratched
Dopey-assed tourist
Dopey-assed tourist
In early infancy, elephants look exactly like German shepherds
In early infancy, elephants look exactly like German shepherds