As many know I'm a rennie. Last year I noticed something pecular going on where I kept loosing time making my day at festival shorter. I decided to confirm this by my trusty wind up pocket watch which mysteriously quit working. After much investigating I determined that what I had suspected was true...fairies were stealing my time! I asked the fairy nation to please stop as this is how I relieve the stress of everyday life and if I didn't get my festival time in I became grumpy. They refused and continued to steal my time. I felt I had no choice. I declaired war on the fairy nation. I know this sounds harsh to some but believe me when it happens to you, you won't feel that way.
I fought many battles and slayed many fairies when attacked. Remember I was not the aggresser. I did not start this war, they did. I have just defended myself. When possible I've returned the heads to the loved ones. Many were left on the field where the battles were fought.
After festival season ended I thought a truce had been reached. Then I noticed something at work one day during the long winter months. I had days that I sat all day doing nothing and it didn't seem to end! I realized the damnable fairies were returning my time 10 fold at a time I wished the day would go by. They had switched tactics in the war against me by makiing my days of bordom last forever.
I know many who have read this maynot agree and still believe fairies are quite and nice. This is what they want you to believe people! Don't let they fool you. Don't believe me? Next time you go by the childrens glen and see a fairy playing with some kids and stop to watch, I want you to look at your watch when you leave and realize how much of your valuable time you've lost watching it when you could have been at the pub!
And they have sent me threats. Why just this past winter I was sent a plac that states don't piss of the fairies. Does this sound like a nation that wants peace? Even if you don't see it never fear. I, Sicari, do here by pleadge to defend you from time stealing fairies wherever I find them. So rest easy my friends and enjoy your time at festival.

Sicari
Fairy Slayer