Kodak Happysnaps (or some shit like that) disposable waterproof camera
Kodak Gold 400
Whatever f-stop and shutter speed it was constructed with

Florida Keys Marine Sanctuary off Key Largo

This location is one of the prime spots for snorkel tours, and thus among the most photographed undersea locales. I dove deep to catch a pic of the school silhouetted against the sunlight, only to find the greedy little beggars had followed me down hoping for a handout.

Besides, I love the idea of tripod holes underwater...

Yeah, slow couple of weeks ;-)