So buddy didn't bother to take Trooper to the vet. He was playing on his computer one day and started to hear Troop meowing a lot. Eventually got up to look in the closet and turns out Trooper is really Troopette and wasn't fat... :| So here's two of them, Tweak and Missy, or Twiggles and Wiggles, or Dip and Shit, or Dumb and Fuck...