Linda's Surprise Retirement Party

	[Sorry for the blurred photo. (I was hurrying to the door)]	Surprise!	"Mom. I keep telling you the party was a secret. Dad wasn't supposed to tell you."
"Sure he thinks he keeps secrets from me. Just wait until he gets home."	Great music from a family band	"Ya, we told her we were making deer stands...and she even believed it!"	Cousins
Card sharks	"Oh yes, most people praise me with raised hands."	"Come on, everyone dance!"
"So you knew the secret, too. Just wait...revenge will be sweet..."	Darlene: "I thought they were working on deer stands."	"No more secrets. Got it!"	"Boy, have I got him worried!"
"Don't worry Dad. I'll say the secret was my idea."	Willie Nelson and Del McCoury in one bundle	Goldilocks	How does she put up with him?
Dale: "Gaze into my eyes. Your head is getting very heavy..."	"Ya, we're brothers and there's another behind us."	My mom	A swingin' aunt
		Tim is first in line.
The first cut		"Now you see me..."	"Now you don't..."
The party was for them?		["Tell the kids, this is a scarf."]	"Hope the scarf fits your head."
Four conversations at one time.			Did Tim get skunked?
Mayor's vestments	"Well I'm drinkin' lemonade, whadda you got?"	Fred Astaire and Ginger Rogers
The party's over	Dale just won't stop working.		The next day. Who's behind the smoke?
Surprise!	3 months after Linda retired: Her beautiful 1st great grandchild - Kelby