I've been thinking about different DISGUISES again for my can't-fail strategy to gain RESPECT from CATS. I've thought about false beards... rabbit outfits... all sorts of things. But then I had a BRAINWAVE.
There's an easy way for me to SPY on CATS without ANY disguise!
All I have to do is...
... pretend to be a pooch that LIKES CATS.
It's a brilliant idea, don't you think? It couldn't possibly fail.
What could possibly go wrong?

(dad: Pooch has assembled his "cat spying kit". Here it is... http://www.pbase.com/poochdad/image/74345249 )