Mum is always reading in those rustly magazines she buys about Love Triangles. I am not sure what it means but I hope food and/ or walkies are involved. In the meantime I have a big decision to make. Do I play with Ewe first or with my faithful old Teddy? Teddy is nearer but will Ewe be jealous? And will Teddy be jealous if I play with Ewe? Will Mum sell the story? What is the right decision?

(dad: I'm going to have to endure the wrath of Poochmum when she sees today's PESO entry and realises I've let the cat out of the bag about her reading celebrity gossip! LOL)