Mum was trying to get both of us to look at the camera at the same time. First I
would look away and then Dad would. It was only when she said "BISCU*TS" that
we both looked at the camera together!

(dad: what can I say? LOL We both like biscu*ts! Although not the same ones...)
P.S. ARGGGHHHHH SLLLOOOOWWWWW! :-(