I was interested in the delivery we had today, friends. I thought it might be a takeaway pizza. I like it when Dad has those.
You may imagine my disappointment when it turned out to be this! Definitely not edible!
There could be a squ*rrel concealed somewhere in there though...
I think I had better check. Don't you?

Dad: A floral tribute kindly sent by colleagues... my father sadly lost his struggle with cancer at the weekend.