Friends, you see before you a very content Pooch indeed.
If you look closely at my chin, you will notice a liberal covering of earth. My paws are hidden from view in the grass but I can assure you they were similarly covered.
Not squ*rrel patrol this time, but my next favourite thing: Mole Patrol!
And best of all, Mum hasn't mentioned the B*TH word yet... do you think she will?

Dad: no moles were sighted but several mole-hills were gleefully dug at and demolished!