Dad says I am a "naughty rascal". I think that's quite flattering, don't you?
You see, Dad had just sat down with a bowl of soup when there was a knock at the front door. Dad went to answer it and came back
carrying a large brown box. He began to unwrap it excitedly, and forgot all about the tasty bowl of soup sitting within easy reach!
YUMMY!!!!!!!

Dad: You can still see the 'evidence' of Pooch's crime around his mouth. I am not sure he looks apologetic, are you?!