Friends, there has been a slight glitch in my plans to be PRESIDENT. The election itself went very well,
and as we anticipated there was a huge majority who voted for me! In fact, I got nearly ALL of the votes!
But... while I was writing my Victory Speech, and had just got to the bit about FREE B*SCUITS for
every pooch, some very apologetic people came to see me.
They were very nice, but they said that unfortunately I can't be President after all.
The problem is that I'm not American. Apparently you have to be American in order to be President.
My running-mate TOAD was overwhelmed with emotion when he found out. Here we are consoling each other.
I'm very sorry to all the ladies who kindly offered to be my First Lady!
Do you think the replacement President will do anything about the free b*scuits??