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goofy signs I have found

In my travels I keep finding signs that
just don't make sense to me. These are
actual signs, I didn't make them up.
Newer ones added to the end of this
never ending gallery.
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Georgia three way
Georgia three way		 Sin night
Sin night		 There's a reason these guys are behind a chain link fence!!!
There's a reason these guys are behind a chain link fence!!!		 I guess that's how they say 'RUINS' in Mississippi!!
I guess that's how they say 'RUINS' in Mississippi!!
sign fixed
sign fixed		 Contract dispute
Contract dispute		 end of the rainbow
end of the rainbow		 It's not pretend..it's real!!!
It's not pretend..it's real!!!
dizzy in Loveland, Colorado
dizzy in Loveland, Colorado		 still dizzy in Colorado
still dizzy in Colorado		 Colorado elk looking for a sign
Colorado elk looking for a sign		 lost in Nederland, Colorado
lost in Nederland, Colorado
going in circles in Nederland, Colorado
going in circles in Nederland, Colorado		 Royal Gorge Bridge
Royal Gorge Bridge		 Royal Gorge Bridge
Royal Gorge Bridge		 Christmas gifts
Christmas gifts
Welcome to the new Madam of Vice!!
Welcome to the new Madam of Vice!!		 Welcome to Belle Isle Park - we are allowed to have so much fun
Welcome to Belle Isle Park - we are allowed to have so much fun		 No No No No
No No No No		 No Picnics in the park
No Picnics in the park
No standing in the dark
No standing in the dark		 No standing during the day
No standing during the day		 No standing anytime
No standing anytime		 No standing waiting for the bus
No standing waiting for the bus
No Standing where there are seats
No Standing where there are seats		 Hope you enjoyed your visit to Belle Isle Park
Hope you enjoyed your visit to Belle Isle Park		 Low flying hamburgers
Low flying hamburgers		 what can I say?
what can I say?
It's that time of the month again
It's that time of the month again		 Wanda !!! watch where you are going!
Wanda !!! watch where you are going!		 tree number 20
tree number 20		 Indiana's solution to the fuel shortage
Indiana's solution to the fuel shortage
Drug Club
Drug Club		 Don't do anything!
Don't do anything!		 How long before we graduate?
How long before we graduate?		 District No. 1?
District No. 1?
Can't find a partner to dance with??? Then grab a dancing sandwich and hit the dance floor.
Can't find a partner to dance with??? Then grab a dancing sandwich and hit the dance floor.		 First Church of the B.S.????
First Church of the B.S.????		 don't hump so fast
don't hump so fast		 Wash your hands before you leave!!!
Wash your hands before you leave!!!
Get a new boyfriend!!!!
Get a new boyfriend!!!!		 Please Lord
Please Lord		 Update on Rock - 9 years later
Update on Rock - 9 years later		 Stop Stop Stop Stop
Stop Stop Stop Stop
A place for Master Baiters
A place for Master Baiters		 This parking lot is getting crowded!!
This parking lot is getting crowded!!		 Knotty girl!!!
Knotty girl!!!		 Hormone free--promise!!!
Hormone free--promise!!!
your dog is DEGRADING this town!!!
your dog is DEGRADING this town!!!		 then you do the hokey pokey.......
then you do the hokey pokey.......		 It's got my vote!!!
It's got my vote!!!		 College staff parking
College staff parking
Gas with soul!!!!
Gas with soul!!!!		 hula hoop crossing
hula hoop crossing		 For a good time call...
For a good time call...		 Do you really want this guy yanking on your teeth??
Do you really want this guy yanking on your teeth??
Safe to spend the night???
Safe to spend the night???		 truckers that give massages!!!
truckers that give massages!!!		 Sleep well......
Sleep well......		 blueprints for your house - or a house for your blueprints
blueprints for your house - or a house for your blueprints
trade in your kids
trade in your kids		 Yep this is real
Yep this is real		 non smoking ashtray
non smoking ashtray		 But can I buy one by the hour??
But can I buy one by the hour??
St Peters towing service
St Peters towing service		 Drink and drive
Drink and drive		 Defiant daughters
Defiant daughters		 uumm...guys...can't you read!!!
uumm...guys...can't you read!!!
and it looked like such a nice neighborhood....
and it looked like such a nice neighborhood....		 Standing again!!! I think she looks for trouble!!
Standing again!!! I think she looks for trouble!!		 Michigan's latest pastime!!!
Michigan's latest pastime!!!		 STD Services
STD Services
Forget about circling the block two times looking for a parking space!!!
Forget about circling the block two times looking for a parking space!!!		 you mean I can get paid for this???
you mean I can get paid for this???		 I'll have a little cement on my sundae please
I'll have a little cement on my sundae please		 Well...you got to keep that big thing somewhere!!!
Well...you got to keep that big thing somewhere!!!
Well...I guess you never know when you will be walking by and need your brass rubbed.
Well...I guess you never know when you will be walking by and need your brass rubbed.		 I guess someone must have tried it
I guess someone must have tried it		 And don't drive in the driveway either!!!!
And don't drive in the driveway either!!!!		 No naughty words or mom will wash your mouth out with soap!!!
No naughty words or mom will wash your mouth out with soap!!!
I've attended many times in my life
I've attended many times in my life		 Makes me feel safer
Makes me feel safer		 my search is over!!!!
my search is over!!!!		 takes the fun out of getting a free candy bar
takes the fun out of getting a free candy bar
Flint, Michigan
Flint, Michigan		 Hoe-down showdown
Hoe-down showdown		 but some still like to watch....
but some still like to watch....		 Maybe I should try Row #1
Maybe I should try Row #1
Here in Flint we call it the back door hump
Here in Flint we call it the back door hump		 In Chicago its the back rub hub
In Chicago its the back rub hub		 After passing out the Ten Commandments, it only made sense to get into law
After passing out the Ten Commandments, it only made sense to get into law		 Finally!!! Afforable housing....
Finally!!! Afforable housing....
for our seniors!!!
for our seniors!!!		 Have a hamburger with your oil change
Have a hamburger with your oil change		 When they say keep out they really mean it!!
When they say keep out they really mean it!!		 Michigan's no stopping stop light
Michigan's no stopping stop light
sign in a store
sign in a store		 Can they do this?
Can they do this?		 I was afraid to stop for a souvenir
I was afraid to stop for a souvenir		 worth bragging about!
worth bragging about!
Just driving by, not moving in.
Just driving by, not moving in.		 Hey kids!!!! You too can play with Barbies yummy scented cherry!
Hey kids!!!! You too can play with Barbies yummy scented cherry!		 which way to go?
which way to go?		 Santa has a difficult time deciding at a nice naughty place like this
Santa has a difficult time deciding at a nice naughty place like this
No, I wasn't the prankster that caused this sign
No, I wasn't the prankster that caused this sign		 Obama side job pumping gas
Obama side job pumping gas		 I guess it's hard to spell check parking lot painting
I guess it's hard to spell check parking lot painting		 somewhere in Michigan
somewhere in Michigan
New karaoke tune
New karaoke tune		 Flint Michigan Coyote watch group
Flint Michigan Coyote watch group		 Good to know so I don't get lost
Good to know so I don't get lost		 signmaker / landscaper conflict
signmaker / landscaper conflict
The name says it all
The name says it all		 Political campaigning in a cemetary
Political campaigning in a cemetary		 No snow
No snow		 Sharing the Love
Sharing the Love
Almost as good as a 'get out of Jail' card
Almost as good as a 'get out of Jail' card		 No means NO!
No means NO!		 Fine dining on Dort Hwy - Flint, MI
Fine dining on Dort Hwy - Flint, MI		 fresh produce
fresh produce
A house divided
A house divided		 Burglars for hire
Burglars for hire		 Requirements before crossing bridge
Requirements before crossing bridge		 A place for Little chefs
A place for Little chefs
Should I stay or should I go?
Should I stay or should I go?		 Jerk and Juice
Jerk and Juice		 Wash Your Hands
Wash Your Hands		 No Moped Parking
No Moped Parking
No noise
No noise		 ?????
?????		 Seen at a grocery store---excited snacks!
Seen at a grocery store---excited snacks!
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joseantonio05-Feb-2021 20:33
a very nice collection
Guest 19-Sep-2011 20:58
and the cops do nothing to stop the prostitution either
Guest 19-Sep-2011 20:57
and yes we have a major problem with prostitution
Guest 19-Sep-2011 20:55
thats my old house with the no prostitution.lol i cant believe thats up here on this gallery thats crazy
Guest 25-Oct-2010 23:03
this colection just cracks me up. the funny thing is i have seen so many of these signs in person and know the creator of a few..lol
Karen Moen08-Sep-2010 21:56
Thanks for a few chuckles and even more giggles! This slideshow was just palin fun! Voted.
Ron Horloff12-Jul-2010 20:17
A really fun gallery to browse; thanks for the laughs.
Ron
Eric Sydenstricker11-Jul-2010 14:08
Awesome collection, good for lots of laughs. V
Jon Foster22-Dec-2009 02:00
Let me guess, Flint has some prostitution trouble?
Guest 27-Dec-2008 04:13
Great collection of signs. They made me smile.
Guest 08-Jun-2008 04:22
Great gallery! My favorite is the no fishing sign on the bridge over the gorge. Yep, someone must have tried it.
Jason Anderson03-Apr-2008 00:04
Still a great gallery, Phil -- been way too long!
Rick Irving 22-Nov-2007 12:14
Just had to laugh at these. My favourite is "Low Flying Hamburgers". Honestly, some signs are so ambiguous!
Guest 22-Nov-2007 02:55
Great finds!! V
Guest 07-Jul-2007 02:34
What a great gallery! My favorite is the "Eat Here" and "Get Gas" sign, priceless. - voted -
Andrew Bott14-Jun-2007 22:25
Phil, you got some good ones here.
Sue Roberts04-Jun-2007 23:53
what an absolutely fabulously funny gallery! love your pics and captions are perfect!
Guest 02-May-2007 20:30
jess really got a good laugh out of this! cc
Guest 23-Apr-2007 01:11
Dude your site had me laughing! Check this sign out!! http://www.pbase.com/ethanbird/image/62954972
René Juncker13-Feb-2007 04:00
This gallery is too funny. A must see for anyone with a sense of humor. Big vote...
Guest 06-Jan-2007 10:05
WATCH YOUR HEAD!
Long Bach Nguyen06-Jan-2007 04:07
Really had fun with this gallery and the wonderful signs you have found across the country. Here is one that I found in Clinton, MA "http://www.pbase.com/longbachnguyen/image/68785926"
Guest 03-Jan-2007 12:16
We had fun that day
Eric 22-Dec-2006 05:53
I know what you mean about Nederland. I was there for a wedding at the Gold Hill Inn. Interesting little town.
Mister Max22-Dec-2006 04:10
Fun signs in Colorado, especially the roundabouts/traffic circles!
You might enjoy my signs in Singapore:
http://buten.net/max/singapore/signs/index_signs.html
- Max
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