So, err, just how do you explain to a bunch of drunken whistle-toting hen-party girls that...

* You're not from the Yorkshire Post
* They won't be in tonight's paper (but they might be on tinterweb)
* I've got my portrait lens on, it doesn't zoom so I'll have to stand miles back to get you all in.
* You're all stood in the dingy shade, look, it's sunny just round the corner...
* It'd be a great shot if you were all lined up on the bridge, just over there...

Oh dear. All my PBuddies scarpered too - wimps! lol