 Here i am, 800 miles younger! |
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 A rare moment of sunny, Northwest fall beauty... |
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 That's one big tree in someone's front yard. Is he compensating for something??? |
 Follow the signs to the Oregon Coast... Easy enough! |
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 Driving "spiritedly", taking photos... not a good idea |
 For OBVIOUS reasons, most of my in-car photos are taken on long, straight, and SAFE roads. haha |
 What? Do i see CURVES?! Curves on girls and roads are ALWAYS good things |
 What's that in the Corner?! Could it really be?! |
 OOOOOH YEAHHH! All Wheel Drive Time BABY! |
 Right after this picture i got kind of stuck, and couldn't move foward.... |
 So i backed it up |
 And took my desktop background picture! |
 400 Middle Class WASP tourists out for a weekend of hunting/fishing, being white.... versus 1 lonely aZn! |
 A nice restaraunt on the water front. Would've loved to take a fine girl here to share the experience with me... |
 But i prefer the company of glassware. For serious. |
 When you're single, you can afford to buy whatever the f&@# you want. a $20 dollar plate of fresh steamed clams |
 Followed up by 25 dollar plate of fresh, tender salmon. Best seafood lunch i've had in a while |
 One of the MANY tourist stops along the coast... |
 And to think that crazies were surfing out there. You call crazies, "crazies" for a reason. (hint: They're crazy) |
 I've still got a lonnnnng road ahead of me |
 I've got an "S" curve coming up... The "S" stands for SEXY. |
 Do my fog lights work in the fog? Beats me! |
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 Another enchanted foresty area on the Oregon coast! No wonder so many weedies are from here. |
 Interesting Sand formations, ruined by countless "Bobby loves Sally" inscriptions. DAMN TEENAGERS! |
 It's just me and my WRX, "On The Road of Life"... Subversive marketing tricks really work! |
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 Sports Sedans in the fall... i should sell this beautiful photo to Subaru! (or trade for performance parts!) |
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 I passed a stunningly beautiful river town... but was unable to stop at a good vantage point. |
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 That tree is just WAITING to get it.... Another noteworthy postcard photo with meaning and sublimal message! |
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 That tree reminds me of spiders. I HATE spiders. Needless to say i jetted the fark out of there! |
 A green corridor of nature. Driving through it reminded me of Ridley Scott's direcotrial style. |
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 A few feet from the "fall" of Alsea Falls |
 If only i had brought my combat boots... i would've adventured up this creek to find the source! Or illegal toxic chemical dump! |
 Note to self: Don't drive fast off of pavement until you've gone to Rally school |
 Gravel Road: Fun. I was making like Tommi Makkinen (or so i beleive), and hitting corners at 140... oops, typo! 40 mph! |
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 800 miles... spirited driving... and 10 meters from home i go onto a curb! |
 A jackass was tailgating me, and i decided to tear around my favorite corner.... |
 But it was dark, i was tired after 4 hours of driving.... |
 WRXs look good with dirt on them! And lucky me: that curb at 20 miles per hour didn't break anything, YAY! |