 Maison Maroc |
 Welcome to the Casbah |
 Front Entrance Canopy |
 The Festive Backyard |
 Maison Maroc |
 The Del Rio Ladies-Estela, Ana and Amanda-Three Generations |
 They really got into the theme of the party. |
 Estela, David, Amanda and Art OR Attack of the large breasted women |
 Our Musical Entertainment for the night |
 Guests in the Kitchen |
 Tina and Gabby |
 Humberto |
 How often do these Muslim women bathe? |
 Smile, you're on Olga's camera |
 David warms up for the hip rolls |
 Me and David |
 Buena Vista's Desperate Housewives |
 Tina's Niece and her hubby |
 Effie with friends |
 Me and Jeff |
 Don't turn around or she'll tell you all about her hip replacement surgery. |
 Jeff unbottling more wine for all these winos |
 David's Mom, Ana shows the Belly Dancer some new moves |
 Let the Belly Dancing show begin |
 The Belly Dancer looks for new recruits |
 Denise gets dragged in |
 A captive audience. Please don't kill me. |
 You can't fool me that's not Iris Chacon. |
 ... and for my next trick... |
 It's Time to Kill off Some of the Guests-It's Way Too HOT in Here |
 Carlos's Geritol Kicks In |
 Maritza and the belly dancer take a whirl |
 I swear, I'm not staring at your boobs? |
 The Crowd Goes Wild |
 David and Leslie |
 Jose with the belly dancer. |
 I loaned her my body for the night. That's my story and I'm sticking to it. |
 Tina and Her Family |
 Oh, was this a costume party? |
 Estela, Maria, Art and Amanda |
 David and his Personal Belly Dancer-or-His Birthday Present to himself |
 Marcos and David in the kitchen |
 Yes, and we are the last two members of the Men's Hair Club too. |
 Guests |
 Blinded by the light |
 Let the music play |
 Hey wait, this isn't the food line. |
 I don't want to hear about your hip replacement surgery again. |
 Estela, Danica, Maria and Amanda |
 They drank the 55 bottles of wine all by themselves |
 The Outside Crowd |
 The Outside Crowd Relaxing |
 What's going on over there? |
 Humberto, Jeff and Friend taking a break |
 Rich pretending to be asleep |
 Katie and Francisca |
 Tanya and the neighbor gals. Where's Jefff? |
 David and His Mom-Happy Birthday |
 Me and Carlos-I want some of what he's on. |
 This is what happens when you let friends take your picture. |
 The Del Rio Girls, Danica and her Mom |
 Gabby, Tina and Denise. Tina is George Hamilton's tanning instructor. |
 Guests |
 Effie sneaks in more guests than allowed. She thought she'd sneak them in by dressing them up in costume. |
 Someone take the batteries out. He keeps going and going and .... |
 Ana-You look mavelous Dahling! |
 Gabby shows us how to cha cha |
 We are not plotting to kidnap the belly dancer and you can't prove it. |
 To do this dance correctly, you must pucker your lips like this. |
 Tina and Gabby getting a workout |
 Smell my hair, does it smell fresh? |
 No, we have not been arrested. This is our story and we are sticking to it. |
 The Drummer Going At It |
 Sing it baby |
 The Music Was Great |
 I hope my deodorant is working? |
 Call me later. |
 Is Paul wearing any underwear under that? |
 Yeah, baby, you and me later. |
 I know you want me, Don't play coy. |
 We don't look like we are posing do we? |
 Let's all act candid for the camera |
 I left my really short skirt at home. |
 Strike a pose |
 Snacks for later |
 I'm not ready for my closeup. |
 Art David Estela |
 David doesn't know it yet, but we are doing a threesome later |
 Let me tell you about my hip replacement surgery... |
 Yes, these are my new harem recruits. I have a lot of work ahead of me. |
 Danica and David |
 David Sandwhich |
 Danica and David |
 Danica working the room |
 David and Tony |
 The Fill-In Drummer Boy |
 Is it a little dark in here? |
 I will now hypnotize you with the fire on my head. |
 Did I remember to turn off the stove? |
 I have a really good chiropractor. |
 ... and then you flap your arms like this |
 Ta da |
 How You Doin' |
 Peek-A-Boo |
 Is it hot in here or am I have a hot flash. |
 She wants me. I know it. |
 Wait, I think my ex-lax just kicked in. |
 I like your outfit. Can I borrow it for my next party? |
 Okay, shake like this? |
 I've got my eye on you. |
 My, you sure are flexible. |
 I hope she doesn't expect me to do that? I'll be in traction for a month. |
 Wait, wait. I can do this one. |
 I don't think so. |
 Somebody call a medic. That last move did me in. I need to sit down. |
 I'm not looking at your ass. I'm checking out your outfit. |
 That was great. I'll give you private lessons later. |
 Honey, I'm old. I can't move like I used to. |
 I discovered body parts I didn't know I had |
 Offie heads back to the safety of the couch |
 Katie takes a belly dancing lesson. |
 I love those shoes. Where did you buy them? |
 Where's the pool? I'm ready to dive in now. |
 I just have to know, did that belly button piercing hurt? |
 Danica takes a lesson. |
 Honey, I'm the entertainment here not you. Step back or I'll have to bitch slap you |
 I can do that. |
 Take that, you dirty old man. |
 I must have that belt. |
 Now, move your hand like this. |
 I give up, this woman's hopeless |
 Let's not have a wardrobe malfunction like Janet did. |
 Now move your hips like this |
 Look into my belly button |
 I promise this won't hurt a bit |
 Quick, look over there |
 Don't touch me there, I'm ticklish. |
 Oh, did I hear something crack? |
 And then I swing my arms like this... |
 And move my hips like this |
 I can shake it and not spill a drop of my drink |
 Look at me, I'm Mr. Bendy |
 Here, let me show you how it's done. |
 No, this is not a Spanish dance. |
 Follow my hips. |
 Follow me around the room now |
 You need to talk to the hip replacement lady, I think these are broken |
 I think she's into me. |
 I bet you can't do this? |
 Me and Jose |
 Jeff Me and David |