On the avenue of sinners I have been employed
working there 'til I was near destroyed
I was almost a statistic inside a doctor's case
when I heard the messenger from inner space
(George Harrison)

The strain of having a week's holiday is getting to me.
I've been tittivating the garden,
Then I gave the Green Goddess a scrub,
and have just eaten a bowl of trifle.
Now I must go and attend to my orange groves.

(Last year I was tittivating the garden too!)