Great tribute to me Neil :-))
At thew end of a tiny desrted smelly bar in Scouseville, a 6ft 5 huge fat scouser is having afew beers when a short smart dressed man who is gay sits beside him,after 3 or 4 beers the gay guy finally plucks up the courage to speak to him,and leaning over he says fancy a blow job, the giant scouser leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off his stool and proceeds to beat him all the way out of the bar and car park, her returned to his seat, an amazed barman quickly brings another beer over, ive never seen you react like that he says, what did he say to you, im bnot sure said the scouser but it was "something about a job"!!!!!
