This yard gnome is having a VERY bad day. He actually belongs to my daughter's friend. My daughter and her husband periodically kidnap (gnomenap?) the little fellow when they travel and take photos of him in various parts of the country. Sometimes ransom notes/emails are sent to the owners, with threats of torture. It's really all in good fun and the little guy always makes it home safely!

Taken with a Nikon 20-35mm f2.8 D lens @ ISO 1600, with no post-processing noise reduction.