...unrivaled automotive incompetence, I hit my head here and there. In this particular case, I knocked myself unconscious pulling the HVAC system from this "alpha" car, by ping ponging my unprotected heat between the windshield frame and the rear wind/roof frame.

I accept this award. And while it is much to the dismay and disappointment of one Ward M., whose automotive stupidity was incredible and in any other year would have won, if you want to win the Stromberg among our group: you're going to have to knock yourself out.

Otherwise, as I run my eyes over the list of names: Tom, Erik, Andy, Erik/Beth, Tom, Andy, Erik/Beth, oh and Tommy, I can only hope to rise to their level of performance *ON-TRACK* as I have off. Thanks!