Instead of creating a list of new resolutions to accomplish in the coming year, I’ve decided to make a short list of resolutions I’m not going to do for the remainder of the year.

So, beginning at noon today:

I’m not gonna do any more laundry until next year (saves water and I live alone)
I’m not gonna eat again until next year (have not eaten healthy the past 4 weeks – sigh)
I’m not gonna shower again until next year (saves water and I live alone)
I’m not gonna take down the tree until next year (an attitude I’m gonna hang on to for the rest of the year)
I’m not gonna drive my car until next year (saves gas and there’s some crazy drivers on the road)
I’m not going to clean my house until next year (I live alone and feel lazy)
I’m not gonna pay any more insurance on the car (more coffee money)
I’m not gonna pay any more income taxes until next year (already paid enough and afraid to think about what they do with it)
I told you it was a short list. If you can think of any feel free to add them in the comments. I’m listening. Happy New Year to you.