Bollox. Utter hairy testicles. The last time I saw anything as shitty as those fotygruffs, my mate with diarrhoea had forgotten to flush.
A bit of blood, slightly damaged rear mech, some ups, downs and alongs? Call that a ride? Pfffft - I had more epic rides as a 3 year old on a SS, fixed gear cast iron tricycle.
Shaun aRen't - no, it's not me, and I'm not jealous....I mean that other guy that I'm not isn't jealous, or me......