This is a classic example of being in the wrong place at the wrong time! A privie bit was planned (with great fanfare, including the royal trumpets) to "honor" a patron of the MN Ren Fest as it's one-millionth depositor. This poor guy walked out of the privie to hooting and hollering, trumpet playing and a crowd that had gathered to see what was going to happen. He was presented with grape faux champagne, a role of toilet paper and balloons to honor his place in history. Kudos to him for being such a good sport about it.