Nick Danger
created by arfarf
(idea) by doug (7.9 y) (print) ? 2 C!s Tue Apr 18 2000 at 14:04:27
The Further Adventures of Nick Danger, (Firesign Theatre/The Firesign Theatre/firesign theatre)
wonderful and somehow still not dated parody of thirties detective shows, i.e.:
Los Angelees...He walks again by night... Out of the fog (foghorn in the distance)into the smog (cough, cough)
Relentlessly... ruthlessly ("I wonder where Ruth is...")...
Doggedly ("ruff, ruff" "Hey.. get away from me...")...
Toward his weekly meeting with... the UN-KNOWN!
At fourth and Drucker he turns left... At Drucker and fourth he turns right... He crosses MacArthur Park ...and walks into a great sandstone building... (slap)
"Oof, my nose. "
Groping for the door, he steps inside, climbs the thriteen steps to his office (sound of phone ringing). He walks in. He's ready for mystery, he's ready for excitement, he's ready for anything, he's...
(ringing phone) "Nick Danger, Third Eye."
"I want to order a pizza to go and no anchovies."
"No anchovies? You've got the wrong man. I spell my name Danger.(click of the phone abruptly hung up)"
"What?"