OnOn Wankers and Diddlers,

Berserk Burke 6, greatest trail of the year*, was by all measures a terrific success. Except the heat.

Our thanks to GI Ho, Poke-A-Cuntess, and Sets Off Shit for making food and buying supplies; Cherry Poppins for womaning Beer Check 2, and Loo Tenant for immoral support. Also, GI, Loo, Gives Good Head, and SOS for setting up camp and patiently waiting in the scorching heat while the runners slowly made their way in and again Cherry Poppins for waiting in the heat, mostly all by her lonesome, and administering much needed cool drinks and tasty treats to weary hashers. The On-In and Circle would not have been the same without them! Also, thanks to Martha Fuckin’ Stewart and BVDiva, for shuttling hashers, and Premature E-Whackulation, for letting us use his truck. Pubic Bear for haring and a big Hoo-Ha to mismanagement for all they always do and rarely get recognized for! And everyone else I’m too brain dead to remember. Oh yeah. Thank you to Hunka and GE for hosting the On-After and allowing us to use their refreshing pool! And of course Koresh for organizing things.

The starters were: Victor Victoria, B-Flat, WD-40, Dip Stick (Tornado Alley H3), Gives Good Head, Glad He Ate Her, Rank Floater (Florida?), Virgin Pete, Premature E-Whackulation, Sad Bastard, Special, Ed, Silver Backed Ass Probe (AKA Astro), Mudrock, Crappacino, Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Shit, Golden Eagle, and Sets Off Shit (San Francisco H3?).

Beer check 2 at 8.25 miles finishers were: WD-40, Premature E-Whackulation, Sad Bastard, Special Ed, Silver Backed Ass Probe (AKA Astro), and Mudrock.

The finishers were: Hunka Hunka Burnin’ Shit (FRB), Golden Eagle, Glad He Ate Her, Rank Floater, Virgin Pete, Victor Victoria, and B-Flat (barely).

Nearly dead on trail: Special Ed and B-Flat. Nearly dead after trail: Premature E-Whackulation and Victor Victoria. Sad Bastard and Glad He Ate Her probably deserve mention here, too.

The stats: approximately 112 degrees, 11 miles, 2615 rise in vertical feet and 2228 fall in vertical feet.

On On,
Glad He Ate Her