Sasha falls for the classic 'this camera is actually a death-ray' scam.

The pre-match handshake before the final, actually taken after Russell beat Jon anyway.

Crap photo, deserving champ. He's not invited next time as he's too good for the rest of us.

Your very own cheesy host.

Will being a twat and dirtying my nice red balls.

Jon's booby prize (which he decided to 'donate' to the house) sitting in the real prize.

'If we live in this house another day longer we may not make it to our anniversary'.

What could be a lovely picture of a happy couple is ruined by an intruding scouser.

The fag club.

A bottle of beer.

A pissed moron.

A pissed moron with a bottle of beer.