Bad enough my hair stopped growing. Accelerated ageing, they called it. So, to cut a long story short I was "put out to grass", as they say. "And then," sez you, "what happened?" Well, th bl**dy seagulls got at me, didn't they. 'course, THEY took me inside again and tried to patch me up,but, . . . I don't think it will be long, now . . .