I am an ancient historical warrior.
I am not a happy camper because-
I have been banished to the top of this cupboard
to make way for Christmas decorations
My big foe and now comrade in arms has been banished
to the other side of the cupboard.
I believe we may have to stay here for over twelve days.
This is definitely not to my liking.
Who wants to be beside an empty flower vase???