I am not a crook!!! My Fellow Americans , As Your President And Chief, I did Nothing Wrong During Watergate... I moved to this small town in Washington to Get Out Of the " Limelight " and faked my death only so I could " Make A Comeback" in Politics and once again lead this " Country To Greatest" Yes, I Have A Plan,,, ( JUst Like I Got Us Out Of Vietnam, So Can I Get Us Ourt Of Iran) Tricky Dick's Legecy Lives On In The White House...........