One thing that you can truly say about some of the pundits who provided us with our fair and balanced coverage of England's participation in and exit from the FIFA World Cup--some of whom are supposedly serious people--is that they are extremely gracious in defeat . . . and not at all racist (only the Scots can be racist, apparently--and it's alright to make comments about us or the Portuguese--we're fair game (or so it seems), just take a look at some of the comments that have been left on Andy Murray's website to see some of the 'non-racist' remarks that are being left by a peurile minority of St George's Cross wrapped neanderthals who bring shame to their whole nation).

Of course England was cheated. Aren't they always? I thought I had heard it all, though, until the whole of the English tabloid media (notably The Sun and Talksport Radio) decided that their new favourite team was . . . France!

I swear, it's a murrakul--the French must be wondering what they've done to deserve this! This must be the first time that the gutter press has ever had anything good to say about France! On another note, I hear it from a reliable source (well Talksport, actually) that thousands of English people have cancelled their holidays in the Algarve following Portugal having the audacity to knock England out of the World Cup.

Apparently there are parties on the streets of Faro!