Hey, people. What on earth is going on with you? I posted a reasonable image yesterday and included a bit of important history to boot. And what happens? I'll tell you what happens, less than 25 people bother to look at it, and not one of them says so much as a hello. You really have got to get with the programme here: I'm trying to convince BBC Radio One that I am a serious blogographer in order to blag myself a back-stage weekend pass to their One Weekend event in Dundee in a couple of weeks - and you lot are doing my chances no good at all. The Radio One people will be looking here, and what will they see? I'll tell you what they'll see, they'll see no comments from you. So what will they think? I'll tell you what they'll think, they'll think that I'm nothing but a middle-aged hack with too little talent and too much time on my hands! And while that may be a reasonably accurate description of me, we don't need to be telling them that, do we? So come on people, get on down with the Dude and hit me with some hits and cool words (for example, comments along the lines of: 'magnificent image Stu, you really are so talented', or 'I wish that I was as phenomenal a person as you, Stu', or 'I gaze in awe at your images and only hope that one day I can have the slightest fraction of your exquisite talent' - we wouldn't want to be too outrageous, or they might notice!) If you do that, then there is a chance that I will be invited to mix with the pretty young things and become a photographer to some of my favourite bands (well, Snow Patrol are one of my favourite bands) and become a groupie and follow them on tour... The ball's in your court, dudes. You know what you have to do. Peace, man, and be cool. I'm off to buy a pair of flared jeans and a crash diet. This photo is currently riding high on Flickr Explore - now's your chance to show those Flickrites that they are not the only ones with marvellous taste!