Some truths about this image.

I was dressed up, all hipster like for a wedding, didn't want to wear a suit. TRUE

The day before this image I Subluxed (twisted, partial dislocation) a Rib. TRUE

The morning of this image the Dr. pushed the rib back into place. TRUE

Pain meds and muscle relaxers give me good SP ideas. TRUE

Sitting on a flash behind me, snooted flash camera right (pointed at face). TRUE